The Boring Boyfreind.

He can do this

He can do that

This and that

No problem at all

Steel stiff

Boring straight

Never late

For that date

Even wait at the gate

And wave like a loon

Whilst whistling a tune

Never a dull day

On his hard earnt pay

Will always stay

Even when away

Totally devoted

Your admiring pet

Such serious fun

With his invisible gun

Top man at the shop

Like fancy bell hop

Pays his cash

Like no cheap trash

Gets more than its worth

This green eco man from earth

Sits with you good

Like reverand cardinal bishop should

And carry you away

Just for the fun

For you are his only hun

And when you are done

He will start again

A total fast lane

Maveric jesus doctor wizard

Buzz f***ing lightyear

Never sheds a tear

Everything suits, socks, tie, jumper, car

He's a bonafide royal superstar

He can never die

Dont ask why

Superman time lord

Chairman of the board

Will smooth you down

Without a frown

A perfect clown

Great to have around

The perfect sound

Itallion stallion

Flying dehavilon

Handy dandy dooby da

 Dooby wooby  groovey woovey

Smoozy woozy diffy doo

Watch out he might marry you.