Creed Of Greed

We believe in one GOP, the Dollar Almighty
maker of profit and wealth, of all that is seen and unseen,
offshore bank accounts and ponzi schemes
We believe in one Leader, Ronald Reagan,
the only Son of GOP, eternally begotten of the Dollar,...
GOP from GOP, Light from Light, true GOP from true GOP,
begotten, not made, one in Being with the Dollar.
Through him all income is made.
For us men and for our bankers, he came down from Hollywood
by the power of the corporate interests
he was Governor of California, and became President.
For our sake he was shot by John Hinckley
he suffered, recuperated , and was able to serve a second term.
On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the Adam Smith doctrine;
he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Dollar.
He will come again in glory to judge the Democrats and Liberals,
and his kingdom will have no end.
We believe in the laissez-faire capitalism who proceeds from the Dollar and the Son.
With the Dollar and the Son he is worshiped and glorified.
He has spoken through the Wall Street Journal and Fox News
We believe in a total free market that is self regulating
We acknowledge the trickle-down theory.
We look for the disparity of wealth, and the life of the profits to come . Amen.